Midnight Mass 2012

It's pretty clear why your daughter would rather stay home while your entire family goes to midnight mass on Christmas Eve.

The communion she gets from a nigger is a blessing.


This Year's Christmas Card

Your wife looks so lovely in the pic.

And it was nice of you to take the photo of her with the nigger who knocked her up.


Your Giving Daughter

She wanted to be kind and giving for Christmas, so she gave her best gift to a nigger.